If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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