you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's never too late to be topless.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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