so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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