Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
