finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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