people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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