how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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