I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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