god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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