Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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