How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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