just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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