? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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