at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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