I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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