oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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