i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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