don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The feeling are messing with the penis
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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