Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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