yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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