I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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