is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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