So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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