Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize