Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.