If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Two words: blizzard sex
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.