Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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