she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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