VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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