your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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