chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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