she was so not down for the gang bang
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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