Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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