Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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