Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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