I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I did not marry a roomba.
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