i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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