Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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