I wanna passion pit in your ass
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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