Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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