HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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