Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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