i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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