Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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