bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm always down for nudity.
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