he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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