I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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