I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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