There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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