Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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