just come out here and I will go home with you...
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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