You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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