I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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