You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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