um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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