I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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