just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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