the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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