If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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